sdooW neK: i wouldn't fuck that woman with ....shit, i wouldn't do her with ROBIN'S dick.
"I'm taking swimming lessons. I don't know how to swim and I want'to do triathelon." - Lisa Sarvas
"What we really need is anarchy."
"With a strong anarchist as leader."
- Felix von Leitner
the letters p e n i s are broen on robins eyboard "b3h07d d3 p0w3r ov r00t." - kwoods@kens.com
"We were trying to convert his dick size from metric to english." - me.
"You don't seem to understand this kool aid emergency that I've got here." - sdooW neK
"In Germany, they are not referred to as network administrators. They prefer to be called "Sons Of The Third Reich". -me
"Ahh yes, Robin knows everything. How he found out I fuck sheep is really still beyond me though." - Jeff Kufalk www.cbr600f4.com
"Are there English and American inches?" -Robin S. Socha
"wars for today, I think I have unite from the soul spoken not to dare the Socha the opinion to play the violin." - babelfish translation: Lorien in lunuxusers@rrz.uni.koeln.de
"i've developed the ability to get off without touching anything. it's the ultimate in laziness." - Ken Woods
"WNEW, Brittany Speers... We don't play her music, but we'd sure like to pin her legs back like a Tyson chicken".. - heard on a NY radio station
" The only real difference between the bike people and dog people, (well, except for average weight) is that bike people have genuine concern for your safety, while dog people secretly wish you were dead." - me, in cbr@yoshimune.com
"Note: if tempted, eat the ears first, then put her back and close the box." - Ken Woods in cbr@yoshimune.com
"I would say what i think of your post, but i fear you would use it for a signature line." -hermine, in K9GENES
"There is no species more exploitive than the domestic dog, with the possible exception of their wretched and manipulative feline counterparts." - me, in K9GENES
"We're being sucked back!" - Kim, awaking to discover I was driving 25 mph in reverse
"Come away from there, your eyes are bleeding." - me, to a friend watching a particularly bad class of Fox Terriers.
"Tell them he had a reaction to a shot." - me, advising a friend on the best way to lie about euthanizing her dog.
"You ladies have a nice trip back to Canada. I sure do wish I could come along to assure your safety." - friendly pimp at gas station in South Central Los Angeles
"...and I really wouldn't feel right about putting a muffler on an exhaust system this bad." - Midas manager, attempting to screw me over after my muffler fell off somewhere in the California desert.
"Fine then. Don't." - me, in response.
"I can't understand why anyone would pay for expensive bedsheets when you can find gutted raccoons everywhere." - James Jackson
"I got kicked out of Riverdance for using my arms." -Michael Flatley (lead Riverdancer)
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." -Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady)
"Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. But imprisonment turns the state into a gay dungeon-master." -Rev. Jesse Jackson
"There are two sides to every issue: one side is right and the other is wrong. But the middle is always evil. The man who is wrong still retains some respect for the truth, if only by accepting the responsibility of choice. But the man in the middle is the knave who blanks out the truth in order to pretend that no choice or values exist, who is willing to sit out the course of any battle, willing to cash in on the blood of the innocent or to crawl on his belly to the guilty, who dispenses justice by condemning both the robber and the robbed to jail, who solves conflicts by ordering the thinker and the fool to meet each other halfway. In any comporomise between food and poison, it is only death that can win. In any compromise between good and evil, it is only evil that can profit. In that transfusion of blood which drains the good to feed the evil, the compromiser is the transmitting rubber tube." - Ayn Rand (from "Atlas Shrugged)"
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