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Wajid Khan must resign |
We endorse the Wajid Khan must resign Petition to Stephen Harper.
Read the Wajid Khan must resign Petition
| Name | Municipality, Province | Comments | ||||||
| 169. | DLC | BC | Good for him he got out before he drowend in liebral bull sh*t!!! | |||||
| 168. | Jacques Chirac | Paris | Steffi! Time for you to come home for your weekly continental milk bath! | |||||
| 167. | Garth Turner | Haltington Hills | Mmmmmmmm, bacon | |||||
| 166. | Compulsive Gambler | Montreal, Quebtario | Zacre Bleu, zis cannot be, I though Dion vas a sure ting! Oh why do I alvays bet on the loosare? | |||||
| 165. | Scotty-So-Hottie Reid | Paul Martin's Pool | Khan wants to destroy the environment, eat babies, and buy aircraft carriers. I'm not making this up. | |||||
| 164. | John Murtha | L'Estats Unis | Surrender now! | |||||
| 163. | Concerned Mississauguaian | Mississauga | QUICK! STOP BUYING MAZDAS! | |||||
| 162. | Nancy Pelosi | Washington, DC | Wajid Khan should resign. I am the most powerful woman on Earth. | |||||
| 161. | Petition Man | Petition City | Buck Owens is dead. This may invalidate this petition. .... unless there's another Buck Owens | |||||
| 160. | The Gobin' Male Newspaper | Upper Canada | This is just so horribly,horribly wrong. | |||||
| 159. | Warren Kinsellah | Centreville ON | PMSH goes to where the puck is going to be, not wherte it is. Smart | |||||
| 158. | B Str____h | Taronta ON | I am completely opposed to MP's crossing the floor u;less they do so for good liberal reasons - like grabbing and cabinet seat they have absoilutely no qualifications to hold | |||||
| 157. | Tongsun Park | Federal Institution | Maurice? Is that you? Do you know where Paul is? | |||||
| 156. | Buck Owens | Nashville | Hee Haw | |||||
| 155. | Cherniak | Sask | ||||||
| 154. | Gasburnin Yupsmobile al'Libral | Trawna, Center of Unyverse | You're gonna miss out on da brown envelopes der you dummy | |||||
| 153. | Etoin Shverdlu | Toronto, Ontario | KHAAAAAANNNN!!!!!!!!! | |||||
| 152. | Headly Fry | Vancouver, BC | crosses burning on lawns in Missasauga as we speak, oh the humanity! | |||||
| 151. | Bill Smith | Edmonton, Alberta | ha ha ha ... all of the crooks ... oops ... politicians ... should go to hell | |||||
| 150. | Maurice Strong | somewhere in China | Kofi? Kofi? where are you? | |||||
| 149. | My Bals Hurt | Kabeck | of course he must resign.....but where is the beer and popcorn first | |||||
| 148. | Celine Dion | Quebec | Who is Stephan Dion? and who told hom he could use my name? | |||||
| 147. | Paul Martin | Somewhere off the coast of panama | Damn .. i thought about crossing the floor too but i just coulnd't make up my mind about it. | |||||
| 146. | html_test | html, test | testing to see if this shows up in source | |||||
| 145. | Jean Luc Picard | NCC-1701D | Spock, Kirk - shut up, I'll give the orders around here! Number One - make it so. | |||||
| 144. | Don Cherrie | T.O. | Atta boy, Stevie, way to show that Frenchie how th'game's played. | |||||
| 143. | David Suzuki | Left Coast | Wajid Khan's defection is just more irrefutable evidence of global warming. An overwhelming concensus of the media and pseudo-scientists like myself agree. | |||||
| 142. | Dr. Seenit Doneit Beenthere | Toronto | Aford the same punishment to Khan as we did to Belinda, Scott and Emerson. Oh yeah, nothing! | |||||
| 141. | Kirk | enterprise flight deck | Spock! WTF are you doing in the engine room? | |||||
| 140. | Jason's Mom | lala land | Jason, Scotty Brison is on the phone... he says it's personal. Jason, is there something you're not telling me? | |||||
| 139. | Saddam | Hell | I'm at the end of my rope over this. | |||||
| 138. | Osama bin Laden | a secret cave | What is wrong with our left wing allies in Canada? Who chose Celine Dion to be their leader anyway? Praise Allah. Death to America. | |||||
| 137. | Paul Griffiths | Mississauga, Ontario | MPs SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO USE THEIR OWN BRAINS!!! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!! I SAY WE ASSIMILATE ALL MPs INTO MINI BORG COLLECTIVES!!! LET US BRING ORDER TO THE CHAOS OF PARLIAMENTARY FREEDOM!!! | |||||
| 136. | Snowball | Hell | Hang on Steffi...we've still got a chance!! | |||||
| 135. | Antichrist | Hell | Man, that Stephen Harper is one bad dude! | |||||
| 134. | Giggles Taber | Taranna | I've had gummi bears in my pants pocket all day, they're nice and squishy, teeheehee...by the way, Stephen Harper is evil | |||||
| 133. | Spock | The Engine Room | The needs of the many out weigh the needs of the few....? What? Great green skinned space babes! Who came up with this nonsense? The needs of the Liberal Party outwiegh the needs of Canadians! Yeah! That's more like it! | |||||
| 132. | Inspector Clouseau | Fwance | Mehrder??...What mehrder?? | |||||
| 131. | Jason's Mom | ontario | Jason. Jason!!! Are you OK? Why are you always in the bathroom so long? Come out right now! Your milk is getting cold. | |||||
| 130. | CBC | CBC land | Liberals good, Conservatives bad. Liberals good. Conservatives bad. Liberals good. Conservatives bad. Baaaaaaaad. Baaaaaaaad. | |||||
| 129. | Petition Man | Petition City | Signature No. 9 is clearly invalid. Jamil Hussein does not exist. | |||||
| 128. | Peter Mansbridge | Toronto | Dion knew this was going to happen all along and wanted to get rid of Khan. Save that senate seat for me will ya. | |||||
| 127. | David Emersun | Vancouver Kingsway | Hey Wajid, you'll need to borrow my shovel after those classy Liberals dump manure all over your constituency office doorstep. Oh and you may need to hire a bodyguard as well. | |||||
| 126. | Paul Martin | China | ummm. 18months ago we Libs voted against making floor crossers run in a by-election. 132 Liberals against and 1 was for it. Don't you remember that Jason?? | |||||
| 125. | Khan | Ceti Alpha V | I've discovered the Liberal Secret. You see, their young enter through the ears and wrap themselves around the cerebral cortex. This has the effect of rendering the victim extremely susceptible to suggestion. Later as they grow follows madness and death. | |||||
| 124. | Fancy Pants | From King Hants | I can't stand anyone who would switch parties....no...wait... | |||||
| 123. | Belinda Stronach | wrecked car at 24 Sussex | Damn! I was going to switch back! This Star Trek villian beat me to it! I wonder what Jack doing? Maybe I should get Daddy to buy me the Green party . | |||||
| 122. | Heddy Fried | B.C. | Crosses will burn in Prince George over this one! | |||||
| 121. | Al Gore | memphis, tennessee | I blame global warmening ..... and George Bush | |||||
| 120. | Jean Chretien | Quebec | Jason Cherniak? Are you trying for a Senate position so soon in your young life. Goood for you. | |||||
| 119. | Al Warning | bc | How dare he leave a sinking ship! | |||||
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